May 2013
richard-sp8-jr:
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
strifeandslash:
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
best-of-funny:
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
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Anonymous asked: Photo of you please!!!!!
“I fall in love all the time. With music, film, poetry. A smile. A bum. But...”
– Benedict Smith (via pr0hibition-in-curls)
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
– Mary Rakow (via lotus-eyes)
send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
orestes-fasting-pylades-drunk:
punxjolras:
mabeuff:
garetthawes:
(we all know daisy buchanan is a bitch thank you)
you……. are so wrong it hurts. also ‘bitch’ is a misogynistic slur please don’t use it
i don’t understand how anyone dislikes daisy
like misogyny is the only reason i can think of
Hating daisy is the same as hating cosette there is absolutely no reason for it unless its...
“I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is...”
– Emily Browning (via velvetcraze)
vagisodium:
i feel like i tricked you all into following me and youre here against your will
pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
“I am tired of knowing nothing and being reminded of it all the time.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via 13neighbors)
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
1 tag
“You won’t do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via barbieandken)
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Anonymous asked: How do you make those poetry posts? Like with photoshop?
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
worldwar2chainz:
i could try to make a decision but i could also jump out the window
