love me

(Source: abscidium)

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

(via greyyourwarden)

what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
Mom: Honey, will you say Grace?
Me: Thank you Jesus for Nicki Minaj and her butt. Amen. Let's eat.

flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

(via courtneyisawesomeateverything)


(Source: tokyo-bleep, via kuku-katchu)


mrcheyl:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [x]

(via kuku-katchu)